Trump congratulates Canada's red and therefore conservative party on election victory
Carney described a phone call that was encouraging, respectful, concise, and coherent.
Early in the morning of April 29th, el Presidente de la Nación U.S.A. Donald Trump took to Truth Social to congratulate the winners of Canada’s federal election.
“I’m proud to announce that I have brought Canada’s cherished red party back from the ashes,” Trump posted at 3:31 in the morning. “Though their border is ARTIFICIAL and was PROPT up by Sleepy Joe, my pleasure at the red and therefore conservative party’s success in CANADA, our treasured 51st State, from which we need nothing, is both Not Artificial and Genuine and True.”
The mix-up was later exposed when Presidente Trump called Prime Minister Carney later that morning.
“I got this phone call at five in the morning from a blocked number. I had just gotten to sleep.” Carney described a phone call that was encouraging, respectful, concise, and coherent.
Our sources, however, provide a different account of that call.
POUAH! reporters skulking outside Carney’s bedroom window report a phone call where Presidente Trump became quite agitated when Carney explained that the colour red does not always mean conservative and that in most of the world red means liberal and blue means conservative.
Trump took to Truth Social once more to set the record straight.
“Canada switches their party colors to Confuse and Irritate their voters. Luckily I always wanted their more liberal (RED!) party to win because it’s easier to deal with a liberal. The best deal I ever made is the USMCA trade agreement and it was made with Governor Trudeau, who proceeded to take advantage of Joe Biden’s weakness with their Unjust and Illegal CUSMA trade agreement. If CANADA became our TREASURED 51ST STATE they would have party colors that make SENSE for once and For All.”
When we asked Prime Minister Carney why he didn’t reaveal what was said on the call, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “He’s always yapping about something. So what?”