Doug Ford opens five new fentanyl labs in Ontario, will flood U.S. market
We're bringing the pain and the cure.
QUEEN’S PARK - The month-long Canada-U.S. trade war has entered its third half-day, and Premier Doug Ford is taking no prisoners.
“President Trump has created a mess,” Ford wrote on X (formerly Twitter, formerly a local newspaper). “Here’s the solution: drop the threat of tariffs completely and let’s get to the table to land a deal that creates jobs and grows our economies on both sides of the border.”
That hasn’t happened, and current Prime Minister Emeritus Justin Trudeau has suggested the tariff war could last months.
In response, Premier Ford announced the opening of five state-of-the-art fentanyl labs in the GTA. One lab will be in the old Ontario Science Centre, another will be in that big ball at Ontario Place.
“This is the surest way to create jobs in Ontario and to make the Yanks feel the pain. If the pain gets too strong, we’ve got the cure for that too.”
When asked if this would exacerbate the trade war and our relations with the U.S., Ford simply said, “Ontario is open for business.”
Bonnie Crombie, the unelected leader of the Ontario Liberal party and the spiritual official opposition in Queen’s Park, applauded the move. She claimed it would be a great way to “own those trailer trash Amerifats in their own mobile home. Kill ‘em all and let God damn them to hell!”
The Ontario NDP was not contacted for comment.
Mules will begin moving pure Freddy across the border in deadly 43-lb increments starting next Monday.